Where are you from?

Ain ... Ain Soph ... Ain Soph Aur ... The Universe ... Milky Way ... The Sun ... Planeta Terra ... North America ... United States ... Ohio ... Cuyahoga County ... Cleveland ... McDonalds ... 17th minute ... 10th hour ... 1st day ... Third Month ... 1984 Anno Domini ... Age of Aquarius ... Kali Yuga ... Aeon of Horus ... ...

What did you do before becoming a Monkey?

Evidence highly suggests that before evolving into a Monkey I must have been a fish, or a squirrel, faithfully fulfilling my duties as such fine creatures by avoiding the Hook and collecting forest nuts for winter.

Why did you join Green Monkey?

Because I was born with a tail.

What aspect of Green Monkey do you like the most?

The howler monkeys that live on the roof. Whenever I get waay too serious they lighten up my day with a banana peel to the face.

If you could open a Tree House anywhere in the world, where would it be? Why?

The Na Pali Coast, North Shore, Kauai. Preferably in the valley of Honopu. Cercopithecoids are suspiciously missing in this corner of Eden and, well, you have to be a real monkey to get to it.

If you could choose any guest host for a Green Monkey event, who would it be?

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I imagine this animal lover could give an intuitive seminar on the ills and immoralities of the carnivore. He may even teach us how to weave a shawl out of asparagus and brussel sprouts. You′re a strange guy, Ace, but boy, you blow my mind!

What helps keep your life in balance?

A cold beer, juicy red Steak and a roll-your-own Organic cigarette.

What are your favorite Green Monkey classes?

The class going on right Now!

Your favorite pose?

Savasana

Favorite quote?

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

Astrological Sign?

A mystery, even to myself.

Zodiac Animal?

I′ve got my Scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer he brings me a snack.

Please also list your Educational Background:

University of Florida

Gainesville

2002 - 2004

B.S. Psychology

Minor Criminology

Pepperdine School of Law

Malibu

2005 - 2007 (resigned)

Barrister in Training

Sivananda Yoga Retreat

Paradise Island, Bahamas

2008

Yoga Teacher

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